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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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