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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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