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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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