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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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