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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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