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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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