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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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