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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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