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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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