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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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