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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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