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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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