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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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