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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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