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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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