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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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