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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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