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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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