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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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