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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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