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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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