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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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