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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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