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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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