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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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