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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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