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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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