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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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