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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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