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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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