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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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