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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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