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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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