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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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