Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.