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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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