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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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