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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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