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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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