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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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