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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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