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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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