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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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