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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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