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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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