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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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