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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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