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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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