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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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