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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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