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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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