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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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