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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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