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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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