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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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