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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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